"You drink like you have to forget something."
The saddest shit ever said. (via dvadeset-sedmi-august)
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
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"I knew you would fuck me up. And I let you in anyway."
- Midnight thoughts (I’m so stupid)
(Source: reality-escape-artist, via yesnotnicola)
I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you
Brad Pitt (1988)
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*marries u but only as a friend*
the day i smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home i own, i might just shed a tear cuz I’ll know i finally made it
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